I haven't much to say at the moment - all my ideas have either dried up or are fermenting.
The only thing that comes to mind is my love of big towels. I hate short, thin, unfluffy towels, but I love long, wide, thick, fluffy ones.
I will only buy a towel if it would at least reach below my knees if I wrapped it around my upper body. They have a name for oversized towels in department stores - the bath sheet.
I love the bath sheet and you heard it here first.
(I love the sound of scraping the bottom of a barrell too)